SOMETHING I READ...

(Disclaimer: This post explores absurd hypothetical scenarios for creative and satirical purposes only. No part of this should be taken as advice or endorsement of illegal activity.)

 A while ago, I read this somewhere, and I felt taboo, maybe a cracked mirror

Well, the thing is, I really don't know if it is ok to tell you guys what I read.

Ahhhhhh, who cares? I worry as if a million are reading my blog. Anyway, I don't care whether it goes north or south; I just want to tell you how my heart pumped...

It all started with a hypothetical question:

               What will you do IF you were in the place where you have to hide a BODY?

And, I was like BRO, are you crazy? Do you think anyone will answer this madness? To my surprise, there were some

Well, here are THE GUYS who made me drop my jaw...

1. Then I WOULD_ guy:

This guy started hypothetically speaking, if I were in that position, then I would pack the body in such a way that it freezes in a lump state, and then I would hide the body near a burial ground, then I would wait till it is past midnight, then I would take the body to a burial ground. and seek the freshly buried area, and then I would dig that place and bury the body there, and then  I would imagine the police filling a missing case instead of TIME OF DEATH... 

And wait, wait, wait, what the heck am I reading? bro! I thought I was insane to read this post, but this guy forgot his sanity to post this post. 

Actually, wait, you think this is crazy, man, I didn't even start with the crazier and the craziest,

SO let me introduce you to Mr.crazier,

2. WHEN I WAS A KID... guy:

This guy actually started when I was a kid. I always wondered what if I had to hide a body, and then it seemed like he sat down with the thought, and this is what he cooked up if he were to hide a body: he would temporarily hide the body somewhere, call the police, and say anonymously a faraway, different place. Well, apparently, the police will search for the body with that clue, and they will leave empty-handed, and then this guy would go to the same place and bury the body there, it seems, but my guy didn't stop there, he was also giving cons for his master plan. Well, firstly, the ground was freshly dug by the police, so nobody will suspect by seeing the ground, and secondly, there is a 0.1 percent chance of digging the body up from there since that place was already searched by the police who went empty-handed

AND that's where I thought my heart would stop, mannnnnn... these guys are brilliant in the most dangerous way, and I was like BTW  dude, what kind of childhood did you have to think this way when you were a kid?

Oh man, I should have stopped there, but I didn't, and this led to our last, let me present to you THE CRAZIEST:

3. THE TRAUMA CREATOR:

Well, I bet all my money that this guy is the craziest. This guy started like, If I k*lled somebody and I have to bury the body first, I will cut the body into pieces and then I will dry the body, cut the flesh, and grind the flesh to the consistency of a power and then he will use that as a fertilizer it seems but here isthe thing the bones will remain so he will take the bones and bury some in mountains and through the rest in some estuaries it seems...

____________ this is were I forgot my words, people I know what I read was a hypothetical disaster but I started to wonder IS THIS REALLY AN HYPOTHETICAL REACTION? only god know the answer for it.

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